Gen Alpha Kid Believes The Moon Is Made of "Cheese" (storytime)

Connor Pugs

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 632 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Connor Pugs tells a Storytime about a Gen Alpha Kid Believes The Moon Is Made of "Cheese" This Gen Alpha Gen Z Cringey cringe kid who spends all day on tiktok, thinks he is Sigma Alpha Male and thinks he has Skibidi RIzz Skibidi Toilet, actually thinks the moon is fake. Try not to laugh at this funny and hilarious and cringey story time!

Today we have another funny Storytime, in the same way Scrubby aka Scrubs and Luna tell their stories over gameplay. If you enjoyed the video I would really appreciate taking a second to press the like button and comment down below and if you like content like this subscribe with notifications on!

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0:00.0	How's it going, everyone? I hope you're having a pretty good day because today we have a story of a Gen Z kid who thinks the moon is actually made out of cheese
0:07.5	ends up betting all the pocket money that he has on it and well gets really mad when people tell him that the mood is actually in fact not made out of cheese.
0:15.6	Leave a like in the video to claim your free nothing and let's jump into it.
0:19.6	So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted this story Johnny.
0:22.6	So anyways, let me tell you a little something about Johnny's school.
0:25.6	They were all in seventh grade and they still got recess at that time.
0:29.6	So anyways, when they would get recess in seventh grade,
0:32.6	there was something called the school casino that was ran by the school mafia. I know, we're getting
0:39.6	into quite an interesting start. So obviously, it wasn't school sponsored because shocking the
0:45.3	school doesn't actually sponsor a gambling casino for little kids. I mean, this isn't stake in Twitch
0:51.4	right now, bro. Like, this isn't, like, this isn't Twitch,
0:54.4	bro. But anyways, yeah, so sure enough, it was run by the students, and it was very, like,
0:59.6	underground and low-key. And basically, what they would do is you could bring in either some
1:04.0	pocket change, you could bring in some candy, you could bring in some Pokemon cards.
1:08.4	As long as it was something as everyone saw as valuable, there was
1:12.1	kind of like a whole conversion chart, like a certain type of Pokemon card was worth a certain
1:16.9	amount of dollars worth a certain amount of like, dude, I think they'd even allow you to do like
1:21.1	credits of like Robux so you could write on a piece of paper basically in IOU being like,
1:25.4	I'll give you this many Robux, I'll give you this
1:27.7	many V bucks. Like, basically, you could bet with whatever you had as long as people wanted it,
1:33.1	and as long as it was something that you could actually give away. Like, you can't bet you're like
1:37.2	your TV because, dude, probably, bro, like your mom's not going to let you go into your TV and be like, oh yeah, by the way, can I have this?
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