This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Tuesday, the 18th of August,

and some of the people that we regale you with and their names are legendary in television.

Some are not so legendary, and some will soon disappear into obscurity, which is

fantastic. And that was why we were so excited to discover that the dreadful old bag that is

that big one. See, already I've forgotten her name Gemma Collins in Towie. She's decided to

leave the show. I suppose for they kicked her out because she's been suspended on a few occasions. She's not a bright person. She's decided to leave the show. I suppose for they kicked her out because she's been

suspended on a few occasions. She's, she's not a bright person. She's horrible, actually. She was

horrible. We've seen her dreary acting on the program. We've seen her sort of lackluster look,

her lack of enthusiasm for just about anything. And the attention to just me, me, me, me, me. She can't talk about anybody else. It's all about

her. And she's fallen out with more people. Nobody likes her. Deeply unpopular. And as I say, we'll just

have to wait and see what happens. But I suspect now she will disappear. She might even pop up on

the, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. But to be honest with you, if she manages to go the course, I'll be very surprised. I'm expecting it to break down within...

If she goes on to it within about a week and a half, she'll never manage the Strictly Come Dancing Programme, because that means you actually have to work at something.

And as Gemma Collins is Bone Idol, I think there's no chance whatsoever that she could ever actually do something, you know, and prove that she can dance. You couldn't put her on ice skates. I mean,

God, straight through the ice immediately. I don't know who Ireland Baldwin is. But anyway,

she's 19 and I don't know who she was in Malibu on Sunday. Oh, she's the daughter of

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. And that's it. That's her claim to fame.

Good God dear. And she did a racy photo shoot. Well, if you're plain and unattractive, I suppose that's the best thing you can manage, isn't it?

Chloe Kardashian flaunts her side boob. I think the Kardashians are one of the ugliest families I've ever seen, and they went to St. Bart's, the

Caribbean Island. I mean, that's all they do now, really. They don't actually do work. They

don't really have jobs to do. It's what I was thinking coming in in the car this morning?

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