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Review Revue

Headgum

Reviewing, Yelp, Society & Culture, Comedy, Reilly Anspaugh, Review Revue, Improv, Leisure, Headgum, Jake And Amir, If I Were You, 5 Stars, Geoffrey James

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Reilly and Geoff read reviews on GELT and spread the holiday cheer by getting owned by kids and marrying the wrong person.

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IG: @reillyanspaugh & @geoffreyjames

Twitter: @reilecoyote & @GeoffBoyardee

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0:00.0

Ho, ho, ho, it's that time of year again.

0:07.0

Time to vote on your favorite review review episodes from this year.

0:11.0

So go to the review review Instagram page that's at review review on Instagram and click on the

0:14.8

link in bio that'll take you to a Google form where you can vote on eight of your favorite

0:18.9

episodes from the year and the top eight will make it into our best of episodes for the last two

0:25.0

episodes of 2021. So if you want your voice to be heard, if you want to have a say,

0:29.0

go check it out or don't. Happy holidays from Review Review.

0:34.2

This is a headgum original.

0:58.8

Look, if you had one review or one chance to let the world know how you really feel on Yelp. Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo the surface is sub, it's barely with one star, they undid my belt loops in my favorite

1:06.8

gay bar, and there's a lot more that went way too far.

1:10.4

My wife and I got intimate with a candy bar.

1:13.0

Tom Beck then ran me over while riding a horse and her poured from his mouth without remorse.

1:18.0

My Oxford shirt got hit with dirt, of course.

1:21.0

And my fitted cap says that your parents divorce I'm just trying

1:24.9

to find Shinecraft American singles I'm searching hither and thither but it's not

1:29.1

that simple my Somalie a had to say a cheesy one-liner.

1:32.8

It hit Benny Smo but proves that I kinda.

1:35.4

You don't really know where I should go to find the right British pubs,

1:39.1

not in the UK, but who's to say?

1:41.1

I should have asked Pacillio for advice on the day my best friend is lost and lost any way you better lose

1:47.0

yourself in the reviews you need to with some profit. It's a niche podcast

1:52.1

You only get one shot to make a sketch last.

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