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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett, it's all about you today. What's your phone tap all about? Well, Elvis, Billy wants to play a phone tap on his girlfriend, Lindsay. Now, Lindsay knows nothing about technology. And recently, Lindsay had some computer trouble. So she called a company to come repair her computer, and they haven't been coming to fix it.

So she's rescheduled a few times.

So I start the call to Lindsay as the computer repairman here to fix her computer.

Yeah, there's nothing more frustrating than a broken computer.

Especially what I'm dealing with it. Yeah, I think you'll hear that here in this phone tap.

Here we go.

Hello? Hi. Is Lindsay home, please? Speaking. Hi, Lindsay. Hi, this is Scooterbron over at Initiation. I know that you were looking to schedule an appointment. Yeah, yes, I was. Thank you for calling. What seems to be the problem with your computer? I don't know. It's like flashing this symbol at me, and I'm not really sure what's going on. I can't. I was just working on a paper, and it's crashed. Okay. Do you know if the KMV switch happened to bust? I don't know what that is. I don't know a lot about it. Can you come, can you actually come over and take a look at what's going on?

Well, yeah. I don't know what that is. I don't know a lot about... Can you come... Can you actually come over and take a look at what this is going on?

Totally looking to do that. Have you looked into the back conundrum to see if there's any blockage in the A14 hole?

What? I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know what's going on in the shooter. It sounds like it could be the A14 problem. So I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know what's going on in the computer.

It sounds like it could be the A14 problem.

So what I need you to do right now, take your laptop, look in the back and just give it a little blow.

Just blow into the back to see if anything is like rustling around, like a little piece of metal or something.

Okay.

All right. And did you notice any movement? little piece of metal or something. Okay.

All right, and did you notice any movement from any particles from the back of the A14 hole?

No, it's really a tiny hole.

I mean, what do you want me to do?

Do you think that you might have blown the mainframe?

I don't know what the mainframe is. What the a-ha-be-talking about? I need you to come over here and fix my computer. You have to stop. I don't know computers. All right, hold on. Let me see if I can get someone out to you within the next maybe a day or so. Again? Okay, please hold. No. You're going to come over here and fix like a computer right now. Do you understand?

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