GECKS AND DOGS

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Stories of being in and out of juvie, peeing on the floor of a Mexican restaurant, a rebellion against the landlord, and more. We also hear from a new mom who's boyfriend left her right before she gave birth and have a very sad call about a dog. Also my sister comes in at the end and we talk to a guy from Germany. I think that about covers it. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello, is this, um, is this, Kalin?
0:07.0	Kaylin?
0:08.0	Kaylin, yes it is Kaylin.
0:11.0	How are you, Kalin? I'm good. You know, you are a hard wizard to get in contact with. I had to call this
0:19.5	number like 200 times. You called 200 times, you said I had to yeah well
0:27.2	well kala if you kalin if you kalin kala kalin you know what's annoying about your name is that it's so close to being
0:36.4	Caitlin but it's not and it's not Kayla. It's like something in it's like Kayla and Caitlin divided by two. It's Kayla plus Caitlin divided by two the average of of those two and that bothers me. I wish it was just one of them. them but what what is it one more time and I'll internalize it forever
0:56.5	Caitlin
0:59.2	K-A-Y-L-I-N-K-1-K-1. So you call
1:03.0	call 200 times and I assume if you call 200 times there is something that
1:07.4	that you want to talk about. Oh my gosh so I really just need some petty advice kind of.
1:17.6	So I was pregnant, I was dating this boy and a week before I had my baby he cheated on me and kicked me out.
1:29.0	And so then I was nice enough I allowed him to be there while I gave birth and the whole time I laid up all night and watched him Snapchat, his new girlfriend back and forth.
1:42.0	Oh God.
1:43.0	Um, so...
1:45.0	He was...
1:47.0	Hold on, hold on.
1:48.0	So he was in the room, in the hospital room with you.
1:53.0	In the room with you.
1:54.0	Yes.
1:55.0	With two feet away from you or to Snapchat and his new girl.
2:00.0	Yes.
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