GECKMAIL: POLYAMOROUS BIRDS

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2024

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

I am reading viewer mail and ranting. Again. Emails include themes of pranks, morality, polyamory relationships, building amusement park rides, killing a pigeon, self-worth, societal pressures, cake frosting snack hacks, and a bunch of other things that I hope you enjoy hearing about but I won’t be too upset if you do not. I am a gecko. Hail Satan.

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start
0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's
0:33.7	Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them.
0:39.3	Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle?
0:43.0	How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle?
0:46.3	We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.
0:50.0	Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on IHeart Radio.
0:53.6	Hello, hi, what's up?
0:55.2	Welcome to Geckmail.
0:56.6	It is a show where I, a gecko, read mail and rant to myself.
1:04.3	It's a lonely, desolate, single person podcast.
1:10.6	Normally on my podcast,
1:11.6	I talk to other people.
1:13.7	I talk to strangers on the phone,
1:16.3	and there's a back and forth.
1:17.7	There's a dialogue,
1:19.2	but here there's a monologue.
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