4.9 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2025
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am sorry. I am a gecko. Go look under that rock.
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0:00.0 | Hello, welcome to Gekmail. It is a show about a gecko reading mail. I have no further explanation to offer than that it is a show about a gecko reading mail. |
0:12.2 | I'm, uh, all right, I'm going to talk about myself for two seconds and then we're going to read mail. I am in a room in the country of Japan right now, recording this podcast. |
0:26.6 | Next week, I'm going to go on a, oh, like a 50-mile walk on the Nakasendo Trail in rural |
0:36.3 | Japan. I'm going to live stream it on Twitch.tv slash Lyle Forever. |
0:43.3 | I don't know exactly when, but next week, that's my promo. |
0:49.9 | This is my promo for it. |
0:52.1 | And it's sometime next week, I will be live on Twitch.tv slash Lyle forever. |
0:59.5 | You know how like, uh, like today's the Super Bowl, right? |
1:02.5 | And you know how when, uh, usually when people promote events or they promote things they're doing? |
1:07.0 | They're like, uh, you know, on March 15th at 2 p.m. tune in to, you know, fuck that, |
1:13.0 | all right? Look, sometime next week, if you go to twitch.tv slash Lyle forever, I will be |
1:20.7 | walking around rural Japan with my friend, Sensei Martian. Actually, uh, guys remember, a podcast that I put out a few months ago, I think, |
1:34.4 | called I walked across Japan. |
1:39.6 | I talked to a gentleman named Sensei Martian, and we, you know, we talked about him walking all across Japan, and I am now meeting up with that gentleman, and we are going to go on a little walk across Japan. |
1:57.5 | At some point next week, we will be live streaming it on Twitch.tv slash Lyle Forever. |
2:05.0 | So it's, I don't know when this episode's going to come out. But I think it will come out on a |
2:10.4 | Wednesday. And so on like Monday or Tuesday, just go to Twitch.tv slash Law Forever. Follow me on there and I'll be walking. |
2:19.4 | I'm not going to do it in the gecko suit. |
2:21.0 | I thought about doing it in the gecko suits. |
2:24.0 | And then I decided that I |
2:26.7 | thought about it and then I said I didn't want to |
2:29.6 | because I don't feel like it. |
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