GECK ME ALL NIGHT LONG

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

This episode has nothing to do with sex. I gave it that title because I couldn't come up with any other titles. I am sorry to anyone who that is disappointing for. There is a call in here about a garbage man who finds pictures of an old man's wiener on an abandoned MacBook, which i guess is kind of a sex thing. There is also a call from a french guy who told me he's afraid of his neighbor stealing the weed he has planted in his backyard. That one has nothing to do with anything sexual at all. There are also other people that call in.

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0:00.0	Call from
0:02.0	to accept press one.
0:07.0	Hello, is this random crackling noise?
0:10.0	Yes, this is, how are you?
0:12.0	Random crackling noise, what do you do? Yes, this is. How are you?
0:15.0	A random crackling noise. What do you do?
0:19.0	What do I do? I'm a garbage truck man. You're a garbage truck man.
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:22.0	Do you have a favorite piece of trash?
0:26.8	Expensive things that rich people throw out. What are some expensive things that rich people throw out?
0:34.8	Macbooks without their chargers. They just think they're broken. It's pretty nice.
0:40.3	You're telling me that a rich person will just, their Macbook will just run out of battery?
0:46.0	I found two Macbooks so far, so I mean, I don't know what they're thinking, man. I just had to buy a charger.
0:55.0	And then they throw it away instead of charging it?
0:59.0	Yeah, right on top of the dumpster.
1:02.8	Perfect, nothing wrong at all with the MacBook
1:06.7	Smelly
1:12.2	Do you ever like look at the person's personal data when you open up the Macbook?
1:19.0	Yeah, I definitely did for sure.
1:25.0	What would you do if you found something like that man?
1:27.0	They didn't wipe it.
1:28.0	They didn't wipe it.
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