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Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Gearing up to go on the road

Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Prairie Home Productions

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Comedy, Improv

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Some days I glance at the front page and see the name RUMP in three or four places so I flip back to the Lifestyle section and maybe find a wine review, “Fresh and vivacious with chewy tannins and bursts of flowers and fruits.” The deranged man with cognitive problems is a passing phenom, but bursts of flowers and fruits have been with us forever and even in January here in Manhattan one can find shops to walk into and feel flowers bursting around you and markets where you inhale the freshness of mounds of apples and pears and oranges.The old king who goes mad is a character out of Shakespeare, he has no place in America, you walk out of a performance of King Lear and buy a bouquet of tulips and a bag of apples and you’re back to reality. When Van Gogh admitted himself to the asylum for the insane at Saint-Rémy in Provence, he spent the last years of his life painting the gardens and woods, the trees and flowers, paintings that were the finest of his life. He could’ve been destructive, set fires, broken windows, preyed on the weak and helpless, but he did not, he found solace in painting. This is the difference between an artist and a creep.

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0:00.0

Some days I glance at the front page and see the name Rump in three or four places.

0:20.0

So I flip back to the lifestyle section

0:24.6

and maybe read a wine review,

0:27.6

fresh and vivacious with chewy tannins

0:30.6

and bursts of flowers and fruits.

0:34.6

The deranged man with cognitive problems is a passing phenomenon, but bursts of flowers

0:43.4

and fruits have been with us forever. And even in the winter, here in Manhattan, one can find

0:52.7

shops to walk into and feel flowers bursting around you

0:59.0

and markets where you inhale the freshness of mounds of apples and pears and oranges.

1:06.0

The old king who goes mad is a character out of Shakespeare.

1:11.6

He has no place in America.

1:14.6

You walk out of a performance of King Lear

1:18.6

and buy a bouquet of tulips and a bag of apples

1:22.6

and you're back to reality.

1:25.6

When Van Gogh admitted himself to the asylum for the insane at San Remy de Provence,

1:34.2

he spent the last years of his life painting the gardens and woods, the trees and flowers,

1:41.9

paintings that were the finest of his life. He could have been destructive,

1:48.5

set fires, broken windows, prayed on the weak and helpless, but he did not. He found solace

1:56.6

in painting. This is the difference between an artist and a creep. I am not insane, insensitive,

2:06.2

yes, perhaps, maybe slightly autistic, lacking in social skills due to my sanctified upbringing

2:15.3

that taught me to shun unbelievers, but I found ways to work around this

2:22.7

and to engage with people, starting with my discovery of the limerick. Other kids were writing

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