Where the f*** is Sims, man?

You would think for the amount that I pay him?

I mean, seriously, he would be fucking on time every week.

We're always waiting, scrambling around, moving everything around.

Big Chris Simsintems.

What has he ever done?

I mean,

he's usually pretty good.

He's usually, I mean, he had his spleen broken or something, right?

Oh, yeah, removed, I believe.

He's got that big tattoo

of Kyle Shanahan's face on his ankle.

Yeah. He's usually pretty good.

Like, he's usually on time this week, though,

with different circumstances.

Move mountains for him, you know?

Yeah. It's a long time to get

your hair that perfect.

It was a long time. I'm joking that perfect. It was a long time.

I'm joking in a way, which is why I said, you know, for the amount that I'm paying him, which is exactly nothing.

That's why we love Sims because he doesn't charge us for this.

And because he's a good dude.

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