God bless football, Billy Gill.

God bless football, Mikey, A.

God bless football, Stugats.

Well, Mikey A, the jet season got underway last night, and the big story is how fat Dorel Rivas is.

Oh, no.

And Joe Kleko almost tripping over his own Jew.

They opened up a few buffets on Revis Island, huh?

It's terrible.

View all you can eat. He's as big as an island now. I mean, that's not nice. I know, it's awful. It's an island I want to visit now. Billy, was it nice to have football back? Just watching football. It wasn't competitive football. It wasn't good football. None of those guys will play the regular season, but it was football.

There was football yesterday.

I did feel bad.

We were talking Stugats before you came on.

It was kind of a weird decision they made because they gave Dorel Rivas about 45 seconds of time for an interview.

Like they started out with Ronde Barber. He had like a nice 15minute interview going in, everything that it meant to him, whatever, right? Then they had Joe Thomas come in, and Joe Thomas did his thing, and he had, like, another 10, 15 minutes or whatever, right? And then with a minute and 15 seconds left in the first half or something, like, oh, we want to welcome in Dorel Rivas now. I'm like, wait, what? Like, how much time are we giving Dorel Rivas? And he didn't even make it to halftime before they wrapped up the segment. Then they scored a touchdown during his drive where he was like, it was like one of the nicer questions that they asked where he could actually talk. And the Brown score a touchdown. They quoted Urban Dictionary when talking about Revis Island for him. Melissa Stark was like, Urban Dictionary says a Revis Island is blah blah. Do you agree with this? It was like it was a strange kind of sequence that happened with Dorel Rivas and the poor guy. Everyone's just saying that he's gained a lot of weight, which by by the way yeah if I ever retire which I'm not sure that I'll be able to

retire in this industry but if I ever retire well actually in this industry

I'll probably be retired and then I'm gonna retire exactly a backup plan and

what am I gonna do the rest of my life but should I ever reach retirement on my

terms I want to look like that in retirement you know what I mean you want to get But should I ever reach retirement on my terms?

I want to look like that in retirement.

You know what I mean?

You want to game weight.

Yeah, what the hell do I want to look like Jason Taylor for in retirement?

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