It's not easy being Jeff Lewis.

I did cause all the problems, but then I apologize.

And then I think we're good now.

I believe my purpose here on Earth.

I'm a bullshit police officer.

I'm the bullshit police. All of you have either quit or been fired before.

Andrew, did you quit a little about it?

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, welcome to Jeff Lewis has issues. In today's episode, Kelty Knight joins the show.

We talk about training new assistance, wide genitalia, and our results from speed dating.

Good morning. I can't believe we got you here.

Look at, she's just quiet.

She's like, yeah.

I want to ask the master when I'm approved to speak.

Oh, I'm so sorry. You are co-host you. You can you can talk

whenever you want don't wait for me to address you. Hi Jeff! So we first need to

introduce you because sometimes even though I you know most my friends know who you are. I'm an

icon. Yes you are but there But there's a possibility that someone

may not know one person that lives you know obviously underground. So you are the

chief correspondent for E- News.

You were then, how long have you been at E- News?

About two years.

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