When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.

You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.

It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone in the podcast universe.

This is gayish.

The podcast that really should have made a list to record all of these intros that I've done,

so I don't repeat them.

Oh, but you didn't.

And so here we are.

I know.

It's just me using my own personal memory to remember if i've done this before

which that's no good for anything i think you know what you came your first one ever the podcast

that still lets you do butt stuff even though its mom just died set the bar very high i should

have fucked it up really early on so that i didn't have to do as good i I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. And today, today, we're going to talk about elections. We're going to talk about elections. The don't go away. It's going to be a fun. It's gayish. So it's going to be a fun, lighthearted look at elections.

Look, and if you need a reason to stay and listen, it's so you can wingman for Derek who wants to marry Brian and then wants to take his name so he can be Derek Derek.

Yeah. I think the law would prevent that just on grounds of name changing alone.

Well, new mission. I would like you to marry somebody whose last name is Kyle. Mm. I mean, you could find someone whose last name is Michael's. Mike Michaels. Yeah. Michael Michaels. Yeah. I like it. Okay. But first. But first. We do have some feedback that I wanted to read. Okay. You didn't bring this up earlier. Yeah, that's fine. It's fine with me, the person doing it. Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim, from Canada. It says, hello, gayish. Thank you for the episode about sounding. The ongoing quality entertainment, education and community you put out into the world makes it a better place. Also, the honest heartfelt way you shared the news about Chris Hage. I found we read

movies through Gayish and along with Gayish helped me feel more normal when I didn't quite know where I fit in the rainbow. Chris will be missed. On to the feedback because I hope it makes you chuckle. It brought me pause to hear how meyatus was pronounced. Meetus. But as I was reacting, I stopped and wondered, could my understanding of how to pronounce it be a Canadian thing?

In case it's not clear, I am Canadian. In all my training and experience, it was pronounced this way. Me-eatis. Writing that may not have been clear. So, me, as in not you. A, as in what Canadians say a lot, tuss, as in another name for a cat, but with a T and a non-drawn-out S. I'm one of those who tried sounding after witnessing someone orgasm from it and with a difficult to find prostate of my own can say I definitely found it through sounding. Also, some people I know with narrow urethras like Hank from King of the Hill can use sounding to dilate to help with that issue. Insert A, the more you know, star here. Thanks for all you do. All the Patreon tiers are well worth it. So I hope more people sign up and support you. Tim the friendly Canadian, Nebaer. I knew you were going to read this, which is why I was surprised when you didn't say anything during our production meeting when we talked about what we were going to do.

So, yeah, I knew you're going to call me out on my pronounce.

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