Gayish: 477 National Security (w/ Luke Schleusener)

Gayish Podcast

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Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness:sexuality

4.5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke Schleusener, Co-Founder & CEO of Out In National Security (ONS) talks to Mike and Kyle about US national security, the second Lavender Scare, healthcare (or lack thereof) of Veterans Affairs, the trans military ban, and even Greenland. Learn more about Out in National Security at http://outinnationalsecurity.org/ or on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/outinnatsec/. In this episode: News- 1:49 || Main Topic (National Security)- 18:42 || Guest (Luke Schleusener)- 20:42 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:04:31 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike and Kyle talk about (hating) ICE. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.4	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. The podcast that stays salty because fuck ice. Yeah. That one was from Chase. I like that. Thanks, Chase. That's magical. Yeah. It's true. And slugs. Oh, yeah, fuck slugs.
0:38.9	I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. And today we're fucking ice. No, don't fuck ice. Fuck ice. Okay. Yeah. All right. Hi. Hi. We're here. Yeah. We're doing it. We're doing it. Yeah. We're going to talk about national security.
0:54.3	Yeah.
0:54.8	And in secret.
0:56.4	To the internet.
0:57.6	We have here. Yeah. We're doing it. We're doing it. Yeah. We're going to talk about national security.
0:54.3	Yeah.
0:54.8	And in secret. We're to the internet. We have a guest that's going to come on and share his expertise. Yeah. Yeah. I think you say his name, Luke Schloisner. Sure. That's what I'm going to go with. For now. For now.
1:10.6	Until he tells us.
1:11.5	Until he tells us something different.
1:13.3	Yep.
1:13.7	But that's my,
1:14.3	that's my, Sure. That's what I'm going to go with. For now. For now. Until he tells us.
1:11.5	Until he tells us something different. Yep. But that's my, that's my, that's my, that's my linguistic genius at work, Kyle. Okay. Okay. I like it. Yeah. Me too. The genius part. Yeah. Um, hi. Uh, do we have anything to talk about at the top? No.
1:27.1	No.
1:27.7	We don't have 100 words.
1:28.9	Fucking use my hole, you bitches.
1:31.2	Uh, do we have anything to talk about at the top? No. No. We don't have a hundred words. Fucking use my whole, you bitches. Uh, no corrections or feedback worth saying. Suck at anyone who's written in. I guess here's the news. It's fine to just do the news. We can just do the news. It makes me upset.
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