Gayish: 472 Wiener Dogs

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

As requested by one of our Gap Bridgers, we’re talking wiener dogs! Producer Derek joins us to share stories about our own wieners, the history of wieners, the origins of their name, the Homophobic Dog, and to play of game of my wiener or my wiener. In this episode: News- 3:26 || Main Topic (Wiener Dogs)- 13:13 || Guest (Producer Derek)- 15:59 || Gayest & Straightest- 59:38 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Derek shares with Mike and Kyle a list of gay subcultures and dog pairings. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.4	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:21.3	Hello everyone in the podcast universe.
0:23.1	This is gayish.
0:24.2	The podcast that wonders, who's Philip?
0:26.1	And why does he get so much head?
0:28.3	Who is Philip?
0:30.4	And why does he get so much head?
0:33.2	I just, like, it's a lot.
0:37.2	Yeah.
0:58.0	You always got to give it to him. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. Hey, Kyle. Hey, Kyle. Hey, Mike. Is that joke going to be your straightest of the week? It's related to what's going to be my straightest of the week next week. I see. So there's a little cliffhanger at the end of this. I see. I don't actually care.
0:54.9	Terry, to be my straightest of the week next week. I see. So there's a little cliffhanger at the end of this.
0:55.5	I see.
0:58.0	I don't actually care.
1:01.9	Derek's trying to show me the actual answer, which I'm indifferent to us.
1:05.0	I'm not a person that actually cares about the answer to the questions.
1:06.6	I just like to ponder, you know?
1:09.5	I'm just a thinker.
1:10.7	Sit in the uncertainty. Yeah. Yeah. I like just a thinker. Sit in the uncertainty.
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