When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.

You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.

Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.

Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.

It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello, everyone. In the podcast universe, this is gayish. The podcast, that's Rose All Day, sure, but it's also white all night and red till I'm dead. Why has it got to be white? Oh, wine. You're talking about wine. What else? Cranes. I'm talking about crayons, Mike. Okay, great. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gitz. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. And today, I'm already crushing it. You're doing great, Mike. Understanding you and everything. I'm so tired. We're going to talk about villains. We're going to talk about villains.

No, that's sexy. That's sexy. Well, the villains are kind of sexy. So it goes in hand and hand.

They can be sometimes. Yeah. Um, but first, but first, I, a quick correction, Kyle. Okay. So a couple of people wrote in to say that my whole thing about like, why aren't men allowed

in pole dancing?

It might be based on old information, especially in Seattle.

I got a couple of Seattle folks who wrote in to say that the one co-ed studio that I mentioned

was the only one in the Pacific Northwest that that's not the case.

Okay, that was surprising when you said it.

Well, it was true 15 years ago, which is where my information was coming from.

But it definitely has gotten better, especially here in Seattle, Mayaculp.

Okay.

Great.

Also, Kyle. Yeah, Mike i i have a puppy and i'm already i'm already annoying myself

and how fucking excited i am oh you're allowed to be excited about this don't annoy yourself

just be excited she's perfect and adorable oh um what's her name her name is zucchini she's perfect and adorable. Oh. What's her name?

Her name is zucchini.

She's black and she's a great dame.

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