Gayish: 460 Fleshlights

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Wanna stick your dick in something fun and inanimate? Mike and Kyle talk about the history of Fleshlights, quotes from Fleshlight users, Redditors’ opinion of Fleshlights, and, yes, Joe Rogan. In this episode: News- 8:04 || Main Topic (Fleshlights)- 18:42 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:24:43 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike tells Kyle a story about a mushroom in China. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.5	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes.
0:15.2	Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.3	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:21.2	Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone in the podcast universe.
0:23.6	This is gayish.
0:25.3	The podcast that bought black underwear so it could spend less time wiping.
0:30.0	Oh.
0:31.6	This is a solution to a problem that exists.
0:35.6	It's a one possible solution.
0:44.1	Oh, no. Okay. I've noticed that a lot of places will have black towels that say makeup on them and I think about poop stains every time.
0:51.4	I've never thought about that, but now I will whenever I see makeup towels.
0:55.5	I'm Mike Johnson.
0:56.6	I'm Kyle Gets.
0:57.4	We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.
1:00.3	And today, today, we're going to talk about fleshlights, Kyle.
1:04.3	Why do you sound so coy about that?
1:06.6	I just think that like at some point, our episode ideas are just nouns.
1:11.1	Just like pick a noun, random assortment of nouns.
1:15.1	Open the dictionary, flip to a random page, touch a noun, and that's what we talk about.
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