Gayish: 458 Taylor Swift

Gayish Podcast

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Health & Fitness:sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

I knew this episode was trouble when it walked in. In anticipation of her upcoming album, “The Life of a Showgirl,” Mike and Kyle talk about everything Taylor Swift, including whether she’s a gay icon, the math behind why she’s boring, the Gaylor theories, and, yes, fettuccine Alfredo. In this episode: News- 3:25 || Main Topic (Taylor Swift)- 11:34 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:12:25 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike brings to Kyle a game of Taylor Swift or Jonathan Swift. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish.
0:18.3	It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone, in the podcast universe. This is gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle. Hello, everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish. You want to take that again? Hello, everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish. The podcast that reminds you, if someone tells you they have a big dick, the correct response is, I don't believe you. Obvi. Obby. Prove it. Yep. I'm Mike Johnson.
0:37.9	I'm Kyle Gets.
0:38.6	We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.
0:41.0	Today, my mouth does not work.
0:42.7	That's good for a podcast.
0:44.2	That's great, great to start a podcast.
0:46.5	Ideal.
0:46.9	I know.
0:47.3	I know.
0:47.3	I know.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:48.7	No, everything's great.
0:51.1	I'm Kyle Gets. I'm Mike Johnson. Did we do that? We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and sexuality today.
0:56.3	Okay.
0:58.2	We're off to the races.
0:59.6	It's like we've not done this 458 times before, Kyle.
1:03.4	Jesus.
1:04.2	We're talking about Taylor Swift.
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