Gayish: 442 Vanilla

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Health & Fitness:sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Kyle talk about vanilla. It’s plain and simple, just like this episode description. In this episode: News- 2:46 || Main Topic (Vanilla)- 17:12 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:25:34 Buy our book, You’re Probably Gayish, available right now at www.gayishpodcast.com/book! Each chapter dissects one gay stereotype ranging from drugs to gaydar to iced coffee. It’s also available as an audiobook on Audible, Spotify, and more. If you want to join Mike and Kyle on their 2027 Mexican Riviera cruise, visit www.gayishpodcast.com/cruise to sign up. Make sure to check Gayish as the podcast you’re attending for. On the Patreon bonus segment, Mike talks to Kyle about Vanilla Ice. If you want to support our show while getting ad-free episodes a day early, go to www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast.

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0:00.0	When you know that you were queer, but your favorite drink is beer. That's gayish.
0:04.5	You can bottom without stopping, but you can't stop going shopping. That's gayish.
0:09.3	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.
0:12.4	Life's just too short for narrow stereotypes. Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.
0:23.0	Hello, everyone in the podcast universe.
0:24.3	This is gayish. The podcast that believes the biggest travesty of our time is that ranch has been demonized by the media.
0:36.5	What?
0:38.6	Ranch dressing has been demonized by the media, and I rebuke the demonization.
0:45.1	I support and appreciate ranch in all its forms.
0:47.8	Hey, Kyle.
0:48.6	Hey, Mike.
0:49.3	The demon episode was last week.
0:52.0	Demonized, I tell you.
0:54.3	I'm Mike Johnson.
0:55.7	I'm Kyle Gets.
0:56.7	We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.
0:59.9	And today we're dipping everything in ranch, just on principle.
1:03.8	Yes.
1:04.3	Oh, my gosh.
1:05.3	I love dipping things in ranch.
1:07.3	It's like celery is a conduit for eating ranch. Pizza, celery, carrots,
1:15.0	M&Ms, everything. Well, M&Ms. Okay. We found my line and it's right before M&Ms.
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