When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish.

We're also gayish.

It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is gayish the podcast that doesn't judge

a cucumber that's gone a little brown judge it for what What did it do wrong? Oh, it's a metaphor.

Oh, just right over my stupid head, I think.

I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. And today...

Today... We're going to talk about gooning. We're going to talk about gooning. Thanks to you, I know I know I'm so sorry that I'm so good at choosing topics for the quiz for the for the poll. You keep winning. I I really thought I really thought I was going to lose just so you know.

Just so you know I did too.

Okay great.

But first we do have a hundred words this week.

So at a certain level of Patreon if you send in 100 words,

I will say them with my mouth hole, use my mouth.

And it's an underutilized benefit of that tier.

And even if you've done it before, feel free to do it again. I like it.

Like I give you consent. Yeah, you know. Assuming your checks don't bounce, let's go for it. Anyway, this week's 100 words come to comes to us from Hal O'Mara, who said it via Instagram DM, which that's my new favorite way to receive information.

Here it goes.

Hey, Mike, Kyle, and Derek. My partner and I recently bought our first home together. So Aaron, I thought this would be a great way to tell you. Our Hide the Dildo game now includes the Garden, Shedd, and Deck. Good luck. Love you, Aaron. You mean the world to me. This time I'm counting my words, unlike my

...