When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with that stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Your life's just too short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

You're also gayish. It's gayish, but I can count.

Hello, everyone, in the podcast universe, this is Gayish.

The podcast that ships Spock and Uncle Jesse, mostly because their celebrity name would be Spunkle.

Spunkle Missy. Spunkle Missy to infinity and beyond.

I live long and prosper. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets.

We heard a bridge to get between sexuality and actuality.

And today, happy birthday. No, it's not a birthday.

I mean, fuck, happy 350.

The multiple of 50 of us.

Oh, here's my white claw. Kyle got me a giant chalada, because he knows that I love them, and I'm not doing keto right now.

It's like the olden days. It's just like the olden days.

Here's Mike's. Here's Kyle Gets. Here's just 350 episodes.

There's a 350 episodes. 345 more than we should have.

You think episode six was our peak? It's all been downhill from there.

Absolutely. Okay. First of all, I'm just like a boomer.

I'm going to ask on Zoom. Can everybody hear me?

Can you hear me? Am I in mute?

That's the thing is people will, if you're just talking and no sound is coming out, people will say in the comments, nothing's happening.

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