When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with that stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish.

Well, life's just too short for never staring, you'll type, so it's gayish.

We're all so gayish, it's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is Gayish.

The podcast that is dripping with excitement.

I thought you were going to say this is a goddamn humid here.

So fucking high, y'all high.

I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Kyle Getson.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today, we're going to talk about, don't tell them.

Exactly.

It's a longstanding live show tradition that we don't reveal the topic until a few minutes into the show for absolutely no good reason.

What, so whatever.

But first, welcome.

Yeah, welcome to sidetrack in high Chicago.

Y'all are the third stop on our six city tour, and so far my favorite don't tell the others.

Okay, when our lift got into the rainbow crosswalks, I was like, okay, we're in the right neighborhood.

We're here.

And then, because it was so fucking high yesterday, there were a thousand men jogging shirtless.

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