When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with the stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish, who likes us to short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

We're all so gayish, it's gayish, we're fine, can come.

Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish.

The podcast, whose second amendment is the right to remain jockstrapped.

What?

Sure. Yeah. It's like strapped, like guns, tolerate to get you guns.

Yeah, armed to the gills. I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Kyle Guetz.

We heard a bridge to get between sexuality and actuality and today.

Today, we're talking about a gay thing, a super gay thing.

Yeah, super gay. We're going to talk about lavender.

Yeah, there's lots of fun gay meanings and it's a whole gay thing that you'll hear more about

in mere moments. A virtual rainbow, but first. A virtual rainbow?

Yeah, we're virtual. So first, if today's episode is weird at all, it's because I'm literally in

Germany while you're in Seattle. Tell people though, don't say like this episode might sound weird.

This episode is going to sound incredible and good.

Through the magic of editing, it will sound like I'm not on a different continent. We hope.

One update I had before we get into things is that the second ever glad social media safety

index came out just recently. A listener alerted me to it. So thank you. Every single major social

media app failed with the scores ranged from 43 to 48%. Oh, wow, that's their neck and neck for

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