Gayish: 277 Pirates

Gayish Podcast

Gayish Media

Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2022

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Pirates are so bisexual, we’re officially proposing renaming them birates. We talk about all the wonderful gay, bi, and poly things that go down on the Island of Tortuga, the historical gender-bending bisexual female pirates that formed a throuple with John “Calico Jack” Rackham, butt pirates, matelotage, Our Flag Means Death, and the terrifying reality of modern-day pirates (and what that has in common with gay stereotypes). We were nominated for a Cybersocket Award! Vote for us at cybersocketawards.com (NSFW)! In this episode: News- 4:07 || Main Topic (Pirates)- 16:36 || Gayest & Straightest- 1:10:46 Our next quarterly Patreon Happy Hour is on May 4th at 6pm Pacific / 9pm Eastern, and Gaytrons of any and all level are welcome to hang out with us! Join for just $2/mo. to get amazing benefits like this and to support independent LGBTQ content! Check out www.patreon.com/gayishpodcast for all the deets.

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0:00.0	When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.
0:04.3	You can bottom with the stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.
0:08.8	Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish, who likes us to short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.
0:16.3	We're all so gayish, it's gayish, we might can come.
0:21.2	Hello, everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.
0:24.3	The podcast that is a profound manifestation of ignorance.
0:28.6	Yeah, I love that point so much, it's real good, right?
0:34.2	It's real good, from our live show.
0:37.2	Yeah, the blonde.
0:38.0	About blonde, yeah, okay, I'm Mike Johnson.
0:40.6	I'm Kyle Gatson.
0:41.2	And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality in today.
0:44.6	Today, yeah, okay, let's, you know, let's, sure.
0:49.6	I've asked you, mate.
0:50.6	Okay, I changed the episode.
0:54.4	Can I change the episode topic right now?
0:56.7	Give me swapping the deck, mate.
0:58.2	Oh, I'll, I'll, you're deck, mate.
1:00.6	Oh, no, it's sounding, I just was doing the, a deck sounds like dick.
1:07.7	Get him, get on my poop deck on, it's, we had to, what else do we need to get out of top?
1:13.4	Um, shiver me timbers, cool.
1:17.2	Booty, okay, we're talking about pirates.
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