When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with the stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Your life's just too short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

You're also gayish. It's gayish, but I can count.

Oh, shit.

All right. Hello, everyone of the podcast universe. This is gayish.

The podcast that doesn't believe the Lord has come because I would have swallowed him by now.

No, it's welcome. I'm Mike Johnson. Welcome, everybody. I'm Kyle Gatz.

We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And hello, Palm Springs. You've made it.

It's great to be here. We've been here a couple of days and I'm still trying to get people to show me where all of the celebrity houses are.

I'm sure I'll find them eventually.

I haven't seen the sign.

You haven't seen the Palm Springs in Washington sign.

No, this is the Palm Springs of Washington.

I know that, but I didn't believe it was real.

My other maybe opening line was going to be hello more door after all of the smoke that happened last week.

Too soon.

Yeah, a little bit.

When it's now, it's too soon.

Yeah, we were here originally for Yakima Pride, which was supposed to be this weekend as you may or may not have heard that has been postponed until probably September or October.

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