When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with the stopping, but you can't start going shopping that's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Life's just too short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

We're all so gayish. It's gayish, but I can come.

Hello, everyone in the podcast universe. This is gayish.

The podcast that wants you to know if you spill your lube, just throw a pinch of it over your shoulder right into Satan's mouth.

I'm Mike Johnson, and we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

Today, I'm with fucking Dan. How's it going?

It's going great. Excellent.

It didn't step on a single crack on my way here today.

As we're alluding to, we're going to talk about superstitions today, but first.

So Kyle's not here. Kyle is taking a break from the show.

So you just have have me and fucking Dan and whoever else we can get to co-host

for at least the next couple of weeks.

Keep Kyle and your thoughts and prayers, but also, please do not reach out to him.

Don't harass him. He doesn't need any pressure in his life right now.

So just just smile and fucking take it, I guess, is what I'm here to tell you to do.

Yeah. All right. We're going to talk about superstitions.

But first, here's the news.

Shut your mouth. All is time for your ear.

Holds news, news, news.

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