When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with that stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish, you're probably gayish, who likes us to short for never staring, you'll type to it's gayish.

We're all so gayish, it's gayish, we might can come.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is Gayish.

The only podcast, bold enough to ask the question.

What is the sound of one hand fapping?

Oh, I mean, it's like a kind of inciting your mouth noise, I think.

Keep doing that all at the same time, please.

I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Kyle Gale.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today, we're going to talk about getting nails.

We're going to talk about nails.

Nails, nail guns.

Ooh, I've not talked about nail guns.

Yeah, no, we're going to talk about nails.

Nails.

I only went to gay with things, there are so many straight things I could have talked about.

Yeah, oh well.

Indeed, indeed.

Sorry, straights.

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