When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with the stopping, but your cats are going shopping that's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Your life's just too short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

You're also gayish. It's gayish, but I can count.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.

The podcast that puts the gay in fornication.

Oh, no. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Guetz.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today, hey, come on.

I'm real nervous.

I'm not.

Okay, great.

That's usually the opposite, I feel like.

Yeah, we're going to talk about sex and kink at pride.

Sex and kink at pride.

Again, like we can always just blame the Patreon people. They voted for it.

That's true. That's true. So we had once a month we have a poll on Patreon

and we let our gap bridges vote on what the topic is going to be.

And I mean, we had a tie this time.

Yeah, we flipped a coin and so I still won by losing.

That's the most important takeaway from all of this Kyle is that my topic,

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