When you know that you are queer, but your favorite drink is beer, that's gayish.

You can bottom with the stopping, but your cats are going shopping, that's gayish.

Oh, gayish. You're probably gayish.

Your life's just too short for never staring, you'll type so it's gayish.

You're all so gayish. It's gayish, but I can count.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.

The quick-gay podcast, lazily blow-jobbing, very feminine, X's.

Okay, okay.

Yes, it's what you think.

Great, great. Did you verify that every letter is used?

I, yes, I wrote it myself.

I don't know if that was clear based on the content, but I did it myself.

Well, I'm Mike Johnson-X's.

I'm Kyle Guetz.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and today.

Today, have we talked about my first of all back to that thing?

What?

You know how I love to be pedantic and bizarre.

Sure.

And so one of my totally unnecessary pet peeves is people fucking up the original of that.

It's the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

If you don't use jumps, you get no S.

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