When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't send going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is gayish the podcast that's excited to present

oh god a three hour gayish podcast holiday special spectacular featuring Dick Clark. No. Rockettes.

That was, I mean, and your name, unless...

Oh, I'm Mike Johnson. And featuring Ben Delacrem, Jinx Monsoon, and Kyle Gets,

as the guy who deals perfectly with mental health issues

and is a shining example of happiness.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today...

Today...

Oh man, we're doing our holiday special, we're not. We're not or I mean the title is holiday

special we're gonna talk about holiday specials yeah it would be really off-brand if all

the sudden we did like a a weird like yeah like did choreographed dances. I would love it.

Dancing is not a podcasting is not a good venue for dances.

How about tap dancing?

We can pretend we're tap dancing.

Can we just play the recording of

Bend to the Cram and Jinks' Once in Tap dancing?

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