When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish. The podcast that really needs to start accepting user

submissions for this thing because I'm just so tired. I'm so tired like I don't I can't don't know what else to say I'm tired a hundred and

80 something of them now like are you gonna make it to 200 I don't know if I'm gonna

physically make it anyway, much less have something to say for, yeah.

I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality. I just have to say exactly the same thing every time, which I'm pretty

fucking tired of also.

Do you want to trade these? Well, we do that on Patreon if you are not a member. Oh my God, early plug.

We do swap zis so they get to say stuff. Yeah. No, you know don't change the format. I'll think I'll be better next week.

Okay, well today we're gonna talk about rodeo.

Rodeo. Yeah. The rodeo. The rodeo drive. Oh my God that would have been a good fun thing to talk about.

And I thought about it. Maybe it will be. My strangest thing is that didn't even cross my mind. Yeah, but first.

News? Yeah. Okay, great.

News. News theme just evolved into me making weird noises.

Because I want you to hate it, but you keep, okay, go ahead.

Yeah, you know.

You know. Keep trying. Nothing makes me happier than you failing.

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