When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is Gaiish the podcast that only spit

roast when it's undercooked.

Wait wait wait it's a. I can't, you broke me, Kyle, you broke my brain.

You, like, like Rose Beast.

Yeah, but I just, I just, I couldn't get the image of like a human carcass that had been cooked to perfection getting spit roasted and

Why? Okay, why? No, don't do that.

Welcome everybody.

I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Guuts.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and happy birthday

Happy birthday to us. We're three happy birthday to us. We are three years old this week.

This week yeah our first episode came out April the 3rd of 2017 and so here we are

season 4 is starting. We've been doing this for three years. Did you think we would have

been doing this for three years by now? That was the weirdest way to phrase that.

No, when we started I was going to give it three months. But here we are.

Do you think we'll be doing this for another three years?

I hope so. I don't know.

You do?

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