When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish.

We're also gayish.

It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is gayish the podcast that definitely did not pee on the governor

I mean proof we did exactly like unicorns prove that it's there. I'm Mike Johnson I'm Kyle gets we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and

Actually and today we're gonna talk about my favorite place in your closet closet? The closet being in the closet. We're going to talk about the closet.

Why is the closet the place, the metaphor that we chose? Yeah, why are there people in the closet?

Yeah, who put them there? It's like the Kibler

Elves for Gaynes. But first. But first news? Sure yeah news yeah. Yeah, news, news. Okay, news.

Some news things. Okay, I have some. That's what the segment is, so that's good.

The...

I figure if I keep talking about Pete Buda Judge that like people would get tired of it or he'll turn straight or if you say his name three times he just said like he yeah like he's

gay he's running for president so when I'm coming up with like gay news

stories that's you know he's up there yeah yeah I just don't know if he should be.

Oh, did something new happen? The gay newsosphere is pretty you know Pete

Heavy. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's Pete Heavy. We're not helping. We're not helping. It's like a fine scotch. It's Pete Heavy. We're not helping. It's like a fine Scotch. It's Pete Heavy.

I don't know what that means. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

Scotch drinkers got it. Okay, cool. Okay, so. They don't listen to this. Yeah, probably not. Yeah, so Mayor Pete was on TV the other day and he did a

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