When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

you can bought them without stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

oh gayish you're probably gayish

life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish.

We're also gayish.

It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast Universe, this gayish the podcast that's as useless as a grinder message from a guy with a faceless profile

What's you gonna do with that shit? Who are you? Why are you messaging me? What's you?

Say nice abs where's your face? Or like a lot of times it's just a picture of a sunset.

Oh yeah yeah yeah okay picture like when your profile picture has no humans in it. Like, that's not helping.

I'm not gonna fuck that son. I'm Mike Johnson. Unless that son is the son of a hot guy.

I'm Kyle Guts.

We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today we're going to talk about late bloomers.

Late bloomers, the bloomin' onion, when a a blooming onion shows up to your table late. Does

outback staycast still charge you for it? Probably.

Probably. Blumen onion that that sounds like code for like a but hole that's been wrecked

It sure does make you weep. Yeah, yeah When you're trying to poop, you know what we're really talking about is people that have come out later in life. Yeah, which we're gonna have a guest. We're gonna have a guest we're gonna have a guest Mark a trafficking who is going to join us because he is just that person he's gonna share

He has a lot of interesting shit about him that's beyond just coming out later in life

What what are like no? It's just like I've been I've been married twice divorce twice didn't come out until I was in my 30s and like I got nothing on this guy.

And then he comes, Mark comes along and was like, well here you go, what's his story?

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