Gayish: 096 Santa

Gayish Podcast

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Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness:sexuality

4.5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Santa comes down your chimney early this year! Mike and Kyle talk about every possible Santa: gay Santa, black Santa, Russian Santa, and underwear-clad Santa. Happy Holigays!

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0:00.0	Tell me it gets better, say that it gets better.
0:05.0	Oh, yes, I'm gay, is.
0:14.0	Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.
0:16.8	The podcast that wonders if gender fluid comes in a sparkling rosé.
0:20.6	Probably. Drink your gender fluid. Jose.
0:23.0	Probably.
0:24.0	Drink your gender fluid every morning, kids.
0:26.0	Strong healthy bones.
0:28.0	Or bona gioners.
0:29.0	Or gionists or whatever.
0:31.0	Whatever you got there.
0:32.0	I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Guets and we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and today
0:37.2	We're gonna talk about senior Santa Claus we're gonna talk about Santa. Hooray! Mr. Clause.
0:44.0	But first.
0:45.2	But first. I have a correction.
0:46.4	Okay.
0:47.4	So I said that the Salvation Army is Catholic.
0:52.0	They're not. They're evangelical, but they're still
0:54.6	fuckers. Oh, that's a very minor. A distinction I don't quite understand. It's like
0:59.9	what's the difference between like crazy and batshit crazy?
1:03.6	You know?
1:04.3	Bat shit.
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