Tell me it gets better.

Say that it gets better.

Oh, P.S. I'm.

O.P. I'm gayish.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.

The podcast that's as comforting as an emotional support squirrel on an air.

I did see that story.

Yeah.

That's ridiculous. I have mixed feelings like mixed nut

feelings yeah I wonder if you could get away with having like this is my emotional

support crack pipe provides so much relief.

I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Kyle Gitz.

And we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

This is my emotional support cocaine.

It keeps me comforted in those long hard nights. I love that. Anyway, today we're going to talk about pumpkin spice bitches.

Today we're going to talk about pumpkin spice bitches, but first... I mean not pumpkin sucks bitches. That was pumpkin spice bitches but first I mean not pumpkin such

bitches I wonder how many people actually look at the title before

pressing place so already know what we're talking about so they're like yeah

no should I played the this thing

of all of the things that we say that you're worried people say no shit it's the title

yeah you're right they're bigger fish to fry, I suppose.

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