Tell me it gets better.

Say that it gets better.

Oh.

Yes. I'm.

Oh yes I'm

I'm gayish.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe, this is gayish.

The podcast that wants to remind you,

you never know who has a butt plug in their ass at any given moment, and this is a fact you're going to remember in the near future when talking to someone and then you'll picture it, and you won't be able to stop picturing it, and then you'll remember they're still talking, you haven't heard a word of what they've said for the past five minutes

so you just say uh-huh and that's how you got stuck making the turkey at some stupid

Thanksgiving potluck which by the way is one of the worst events to wear your butt plug to.

Mm. I have one little correction though. You know if you're wearing a butt plug hopefully,

it's other people. It depends on the butt plug and the ass that you're talking about.

I'm Mike Johnson.

I'm Kyle Guts.

We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality.

And today, we're going to talk about fairies.

I'm very excited to talk about fairies.

That your one pun that you were like ready to go.

I was sitting on that all day like a but plug.

But first, but first.

We have a couple of things to talk about up front.

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