Gayest Of All Time with Jonny McGovern, Curves Diamond Makes the Children Go Up!

Gayest Of All Time With Jonny McGovern

Jonny McGovern

Comedy

4.8 • 831 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jonny is joined by Linda James and Teddy Margas to escape the troubles of the world and dive into the imaginarium! A photo of Teddy in a tiny hat sparked Jonny's imagination and began a journey of faggity fantasy that led to the creation of Curves Diamond, the legendary, totally imaginary Florida Queen who keeps the children GOING UP!

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0:00.0	The days of all time with Johnny McGovern.
0:12.8	What is that beer?
0:15.8	I'm gosing myself with psychedelic mushrooms, Teddy.
0:18.7	Oh.
0:19.9	I'm so excited for you.
0:21.8	I went off for a few days and it was terrible.
0:25.0	Really?
0:25.9	Yeah.
0:26.7	Now, can you, how much is, can you show me a dose?
0:31.6	Three of these.
0:33.3	Is that a tiny, look how tiny that is.
0:35.4	The little fungus at the end of the stick?
0:37.7	That's a spoon.
0:38.7	Oh, that's a spoon.
0:39.6	I thought maybe you just foraged this.
0:41.8	I've already done three, but it didn't really give me a josh, and I'm looking for a josh today.
0:47.0	Where did you get that spoon?
0:48.7	It's adorable.
0:51.4	Where are you getting all your dosing spoons?
0:53.4	Amazon.com. Now, wait you what do you put it in
0:57.8	anything tea uh i won't johnny we should do this believe me i'm seriously considering it
1:06.5	it was a rough day today you don't feel it gives you like a little, but it doesn't make you, it makes me, it makes my brain go, okay, we can move on.
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