Gayest Of All Time With Jonny McGovern, 4/11/14

Gayest Of All Time With Jonny McGovern

Jonny McGovern

Comedy

4.8 • 831 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2014

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Jonny is joined by Julie and Brandy on the eve of their debut on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen! Grg unexpectedly visits Palm Springs during the Pussy Storm of Dinah Shore! Gwyneth Paltrow stops by to condescend to everyone! We solve the mystery of Kylie Jenner's new plastic surgery! Plus Lex lurks around with some sexy One Direction blind items!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Three, two, one.
0:03.0	The gate is of all time with Johnny McGovern.
0:09.0	And I didn't really think clothing optional didn't mean like sex okay.
0:12.9	Like, so I was sitting in the hot tub with them and like we're sucking each other's dicks.
0:16.6	And then all of a sudden, I'm like now looking back on it.
0:20.3	Oh wait, there's a house with like a glass mirror
0:22.5	where the people live.
0:23.6	Why do you think they put the hot tub right there?
0:27.1	Across Palm Springs, when you got to the motel,
0:29.9	they're like, operate, a Palm Spring, 759, please.
0:33.0	And they're like, pass them through, pass me to Rudy pass me to Denny pass me to Tasha pass me to
0:37.8	kiki and they're all like ladies let's go and all the all the old fellas come in
0:44.4	they're like passing out popcorn at the door they're like cheers and they're like
0:48.2	all right they're coming they're coming they dim the lights inside and all you're're like, they're like, this is a good one. You did good giving this one a free room. Pass the Saffirrera round, folks. This is going to be good. It's gonna be the deadiest of all time and amazing
1:13.6	Out tonight it's amazing
1:17.6	Rainbow bright is the deadiest of all time
1:23.6	Yay Yay!
1:29.8	Oh my goodness!
1:31.1	Whoa!
1:32.7	Whoa!
1:34.8	Whoa! Whoa!
1:35.0	Whoa!
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