GAYDOG AND GARLEEN (WITH PETE HOLMES)

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2013

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Acquaintance to the show, up-and-coming comedian Pete Holmes joins comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to take some calls. Much singing and chanting ensues. Pete gets acquainted w the show sound effects. Pete's laugh versus a leafblower. An apocalypse expert ca

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0:00.0	You move his mic down 10 feet?
0:02.0	Okay, so.
0:04.0	Here we go now, entertain us.
0:09.0	Here we go now, entertain us.
0:12.0	Here we go now. Entertain us. I feel
0:16.8	I feel stupid and contagious. Here we go now.
0:23.8	Here we are now.
0:25.0	Who cares?
0:25.8	This is my opening.
0:26.8	I told you not to talk till I introduce you.
0:29.9	Someone doesn't follow directions, and his name is Pete Ho!
0:36.4	Is that my intro?
0:37.6	No, fucker.
0:38.8	Oh.
0:40.5	The way that I sing songs is I don't know any of the words and I forge ahead at top volume
0:48.9	Don't talk yet Pete don't talk, yet Pete!
0:53.0	Sing the other one.
0:54.1	God damn it.
0:55.7	Sorry.
0:56.7	You know it.
0:57.7	I know that's your boy.
0:58.7	Who God?
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