Hey Freaks, it's Friday, February 14th, 2025.

Coming up on the program today,

who's butt-fucking in the Technodrome?

Plus, now is your chance to buy a Toneta Dickprint T-shirt.

There's a shit smear loose in the Jeep factory,

and another kind warning to please refrain from sexually abusing alligators.

All this was your voicemails today well i want people to know about me is

i'm sort of a wild and crazy guy really spontaneous really strange i mean but at the same time

i'm also sort of normal down the earth i mean i live at with my parents, although that shouldn't be a detraction

against people. I do think that once you get to know me, I'm sort of a barrel ass to be around.

I like playing Magic the Gathering and hanging out and chilling. I think it's really hot one

girl's spark. Personally, I'm a weird nickname for myself, Ataru,

who's based off this character in a Japanese animated series called Rusey Atsuda. You'll probably

get to know more about anime if you end up meeting me. And he's sort of like this luckless loser,

this weirdo who always gets all this bad stuff happen to him. And yet somehow and other

have a couple

good things too like having this extremely cute alien girlfriend who she gets even though she gets

really peeved in it every time he sort of flirts off with someone else you know i like i like them all

shapes and sizes uh just not into whales uh you know keep it 115 and below, all right?

I think it's really hot when we're dressed up as wizards.

You should date me because I'm on the Pro Tour, Magic the Gathering Pro Tour.

I fly around places and duel for money.

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