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Gay Future

Gay Future Theme Song

Gay Future

Super Normal Media

Comedy, Arts, Performing Arts

4.8835 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2019

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

The full-length Gay Future Theme Song 

Performed by Chris Renalds (@chrisrenalds)

Written by Ben Lapidus (@benlapidusmusic)

Twitter: @gayfuturepod

Instagram: @gayfuturepod

Website: gayfuturepodcast.com

#gayfuturepod

Transcript

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0:00.0

The year is 2062 and everyone is gay.

0:09.0

The homoes took over the world, the heteroes sat shade away.

0:17.0

Straight merit cards only hope is a pubis preaching boy

0:23.6

Destined to impact the world like a heteronormative asteroid

0:31.6

Welcome to the future

0:36.6

The future is gay

0:38.3

The future and his friends must fight until the war is won

1:00.0

Sparring otters, bears and wolves and leather datties with a laser guns

1:08.0

Will they bring clay aching down

1:11.6

Or will it be too late

1:14.6

Will Mikey perish on his path

1:18.6

Or will he make the future straight

1:23.6

Welcome to the future The future is gay

1:30.3

The future

1:33.3

The future is gay Welcome to the future

1:47.0

Bidges

1:49.0

Bidges

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