Hello and welcome to part three of the crapens and reality gays crossover event as we continue

to recap candy coated Christmas on discovery plus on Ben that's Ronnie there's Jake there's

Matt we're all here together we're just we're just going through it you know can

it go to Christmas can he go to Christmas bell speech yes and before we get resume it

of course don't forget to visit our respective websites watchrocraftens.com and reality

gays.com and you'll get links to our live shows and in fact all four of us are going to

be together in New York City the same weekend it'll be the crappies and then the very next

night reality gays in New York City so I mean come on y'all have to come join the whole

all both shows oh yeah party time. Party time. Okay.

It says a party like Christmas. Yeah. So we have been recapping candy coated Christmas

this is part three okay and we are right in the middle of a dinner of a dinner that

this family has made this girl sit through so they're trying to talk her into coming

to this big Christmas party and then they're asking you what marketing is which I think

is really funny and she's like we sell an experience you you fucking. Oh that's a newspaper

shut up. Okay so when someone says we sell an experience then you'd be punched in the

face yeah that goes across the board or there are hooker or a stripper yeah I agree

sex worker then you do yeah you do that is true that is the exception that is good for

you. Yes yes. Yeah but otherwise if your dick's not out shut up it's a good rule for life.

Um Molly is like well you know my dad wanted me to check this place out and everything

looks great so now I'm gonna go to Hawaii okay and Kim's like oh honey you're not going

to Hawaii just look outside and Molly's like oh my god someone has a huge hole in their

coke bags. That's no that is no but it's not feeling so so Kim Kim is so manipulative

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