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🗓️ 30 March 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey there! Here's some important news from Network Rail, if you're planning to catch a train |
0:04.8 | over the May Bank holiday weekends. From 28 April to 1 May, and from 27 May to 29 May, |
0:12.8 | Network Rail will be working to upgrade and improve the railway for us all. |
0:17.2 | And while most of the network will stay open, some train services will be affected. |
0:22.1 | So, be in the know before you go. Please check before you travel at |
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1:25.0 | Aaron, I can't believe I forgot your birthday again. In my defense, I was at a town but still |
1:32.5 | not cool, not cool. You know what? Who cares? I sort of agree with all the like. |
1:40.4 | I'm not even joking. Like, like I'm not six and you're not my mom. |
1:46.1 | Well, we've never done that test. Oh, well, okay, we didn't do 23 and are you my mom? |
1:50.4 | We didn't do 23 and are you my mom because you're not 23 anymore. |
1:53.7 | That's right. We missed the boat. If you don't know, in the 80s, they had a thing that when you turn |
1:58.4 | 23, you would figure out who your real mom is and everyone in America had to do it. It was a great time. |
2:04.2 | It's true. It's true. And anyone who ever wants to do a DNA test, like 23 and me, if you're not 23, |
2:10.4 | you can't do it anymore. It's over. Okay, you'll never find out where you came from. Okay. |
2:16.4 | Ever. Ever. As far as I'm concerned, 23-year-olds, you talk, this is what I want to say. They're so |
2:22.4 | secure in their jobs. They're so secure in their lives. They can write any car they want anytime |
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