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Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Gay Babe | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 27

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.97K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! THE BABES are celebrating Pride Month! WELCOME TO GAY BABE! The 10 steps to becoming GAY. The babes finally get to Chris Distefano's David Blaine story!!! SAL IS A DAVID BLAINE FAN GIRL. Shout out magic! Sal has a really embarrassing message he DM'd to David Blaine.....Sal also admits that he's been keeping a journal since the early 1990s. We explore Sal's life through his journal entires GAY BABE! Chris can not believe the DM's Sal sent to David Blaine. What's the gayest food? Sal got a really weird email. Chris talks about the time he got Catfished.....Sal talks about a past AOL based romance he had. SHOUT OUT TOM BRADY! GAY BABE! Rate us on iTunes! https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Don't be a fake, don't be a flake Don't run away from your feelings babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, don't dream it's over, hey babe, hey babe, then why love those things?

0:28.9

Hey babe, hey babe, what's up? Hey, just want to say happy Pride Month, this is our Pride episode so you're listening to Gabe babe, alright, welcome to Gabe babe, just supporting our brothers and sisters and everything else.

0:41.6

Speaking of Gabe babe, I finally want to get to the root of the David Blaine story, I want to open with it and being that it's Pride Month, I had a sexual affair with David Blaine.

0:50.6

There it is, that's what I've been saying.

0:52.4

That's out of the bag, out of the bag and in my butt, that's out of the closet. So actually what happened was his David Blaine, I met David Blaine at the Hutton Hotel in Nashville, Tennessee, which you and I have been to before.

1:02.6

Yes, the Hutton Hotel.

1:04.1

In Nashville, we stayed there in Nashville and great hotel, great bakery right downstairs, I forgot what it was called.

1:09.7

Shut up bakery, shut up bakery smells.

1:12.1

Shut up bakery smells, don't smell as good as Frank had sense, why is it not a Frank had sense cookie, we talked about it last episode.

1:17.3

By the way, then we're going to get to how to begin Tennessee steps, don't worry about it, that's coming.

1:23.2

Ten, Tennessee step E15, I like it, acquiring minds.

1:27.1

So David Blaine, I give you the one step really, it's a step, it's a one step process, anyone pitching it 10 steps is nine extra steps.

1:35.6

Yeah, yeah, there's no article with a one step.

1:39.2

No, no, no, no, because then you know, you got to milk it literally.

1:42.7

So the Guardian is telling you that there's 10 steps to be coming gay, I'm here to tell you, throw out everything you know about being gay.

1:52.6

We'll go through the 10 steps and we'll pick our favorite gay step.

1:56.0

So it's a skip, a gay step is a cold to skip.

2:00.8

This is gay babe.

2:02.3

So Blaine, David Blaine, Madam Hutton Hotel, I was dating her all the time, we were a great relationship, we meet David Blaine.

2:11.5

He's exercising in the gym.

2:14.8

As he is intense, please go.

2:16.8

I'll save my questions at the end.

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