Gavin Matts

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2023

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Baby Boy Gavin comes in to talk Milfs, Traveling, Murder, and secret stuff you have to listen to the episode for to find out.

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0:00.0	I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life than the average person, Ari.
0:07.0	I don't know why anybody would listen to this. I know I won't.
0:11.0	Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage.
0:18.0	You're an awful person. You're 24 years old.
0:22.6	Why would I listen to you?
0:24.6	Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?
0:28.6	It doesn't make any sense, Ari.
0:30.6	It's a horrible idea.
0:32.6	You're listening to...
0:33.6	Unlicensed.
0:34.6	Unlicensed.
0:35.6	Unlicensed.
0:36.6	Unlicensed. Unlicensed therapy with R.E.M.
0:38.3	And you like older chicks.
0:41.3	So you're probably emotionally mature.
0:43.3	Not as much anymore.
0:45.3	No? No. How old is your girlfriend now?
0:47.3	She's 32.
0:49.3	Okay then. She's, that means she's four years older than you.
0:52.3	But that's old. That all but that's that's like
0:55.2	closer and in that's if you first off but sometimes she's three years older as a man if the girl's
1:02.1	older than you at all that's kind of an older chick right that's because like for example my
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