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I'm Lindsay Weber.

And why was Rita Orra sitting with the severance table at the Emmys last

night? I think people tend to forget that her husband works in television. It's true. But why the

severance table? I think I do have an answer. What's the answer? Because she doesn't really know what

her job is. Oh, so severance felt the most like thematic term of life. It's thematically correct. So my theory, do you want to hear my theory, which is even more cynical than yours, which is kind of good, is that she was placing odds that severance would be the big winner of the night. She said, let me get some camera time. But guess what? She was wrong. She went to the pit. She guessed wrong. She should have sat with the pit. She should have sat in the pit. Does the pit have too many people? Was the table full? The pit has like 100, 100 cast members. Maybe Teca couldn't pull those strings and get them sat with the pit. But I think Rita was like, how do I get on camera? You know, always, always looking for the lens.

We can't do Rita this early, but we can't talk about the Emmys briefly. Did Nate Bargatze turn into, like, I don't know, a more beloved than last night? Or is he firmly where he was? No, if anything, people were like, who's that? And then they were like, oh. Well, I didn't watch whole thing but I did watch hisologue. And half of his monologue is just being like, I know you don't understand why I'm here,

and I don't either, which got old really quickly.

Okay with me, because I do feel like at this point, everybody who does something on a big

scale is relatively unknown to other people.

So they're always kind of a wink, wink moment where it's like,

well, you might not know who I am. And like, that's okay. If anything, it's a little boring, you know,

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