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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Gatorade vs. Powerade | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

“Because Gatorade has been tried and true and tested on real professional college athletes, you know that it has all of the things.” - Dulcé Sloan“Let me just let you know that Powerade got me where I am today, okay. It helped me from falling out on that field. ” - Josh JohnsonIt’s Gatorade vs. Powerade, the ultimate sports drink duel, this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson.   Original air date: March 9, 2023 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So you're saying Powerade is better because somebody to put a front-stone vitamin in their

0:40.5

bitch? And let it is all, yes, it tastes better is better for you. What's Gatorade doing besides

0:47.0

getting dumped on the back of coaches next? Gatorade out here lazy, trifling, right? Powerade could

0:54.1

in the yard. Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up. It's a big show about pretty,

1:10.6

pretty small things, pretty little, pretty, pretty insignificant. I am one of your co-hosts.

1:15.6

My name is Josh Johnson. I'm a writer for the Daily Show and I am joined by...

1:24.4

Yeah, I'm of course right on the Daily Show and just generally the person who

1:29.4

annoys Josh the most because I won't do it who will.

1:38.7

Great question. So we come to you today humbly. Seeking your approval, we seek your validation

1:49.5

because we are diametrically opposed. As usual, but this time I think there's a line in the

1:55.8

sand. I think that I can't see any concessions being drawn. I can't see us really coming to any

2:02.6

common ground at all. Today's topic is Powerade versus Gatorade, okay? Which one do you drink more

2:14.0

if you drink either? Which one leaves you feeling hydrated and which one just makes you feel a

2:19.6

little ill? I'll say as someone who never really enjoyed Gatorade, but realize that there were

2:30.9

absolutely no beneficial qualities to Powerade because with Gatorade you could taste that it was

2:38.3

like salty. You're like oh I might be getting something out of this but there's so much sugar

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