Got to be on the bright side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

That's okay now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side.

It's crocodile a week.

We're talking all things crocodile, and I don't mean those fake tears your ex gives you when you ask who blew up the bathroom.

No, we're talking dinosaurs.

So grab a blanket and a gun because we're getting in them predator's guts.

Welcome to Crocodiles, Caymans, and Gavils on this episode of the Brighter Side.

Now, is it Crocodile Week or Gator Week?

I don't know.

It's Gator Week.

I thought it was gay.

All right.

That's today's episode. Okay. Is Crocodiles, Kamens, and Govils. Should I redo the whole thing? I don't know. I feel like it's fine that we're just talking. I think it's fine. Yeah, no, we're wrapping this out as we go. This is our first Gator Week. you know, and today, these, this episode, we're focusing on Crocs.

That's right.

So this is, you know, it is kind of like crocodile week. I love it. I love crocodiles. So crocodiles and alligators, for those who don't know, they're very different. It's kind of like bees and wasps. So like bees are pretty chill as long as you don't mess with them. but wasps will come and kill your whole family. Yes. They'll find you, they'll kill you, get a gun, right?

Yeah. are pretty chill as long as you don't mess with them, but wasps will come and kill your whole family. They'll find you, they'll kill you, get a gun, right? Yeah, like a wasp, like a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant. That's right. They will kill this whole country. So, you know, if you're swimming in the water and you see an alligator, it's fine. If you see a crocodile, get a gun. But don't touch the alligator.

No, no.

Because it will bite, you know, only if it feels like if it's in danger or if you go near its nest or they're very territorial. Yeah. But they will run away if they're like on a bank and you walk towards them. They're splitting into the water. That's right. Because we kill the shit out of them. They get scared and they're like, we're bigger than them.

I mean, I would go swimming and get in the water with them.

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