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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Gather 'Round and Hear the Preacher

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2021

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This Washington D.C. Preacher is taking the Lord's word into his own hands...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Welcome to the Bonfire podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning, Tuesday through Friday.

0:07.0

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0:20.0

The Bonfire!

0:22.0

This is from the article that we found from the Washington Post where a pastor says women quote may not be quote epic trophy wives, but should be thin for their husbands.

0:36.0

He's now on leave. That's great that that's it. It's great that it's in the headline where it's just like, and he's been suspended.

0:44.0

Just real quick, before you guys go in there, he's gone. He doesn't work here.

0:50.0

Before you read this, a guest needs a break. Does a does like a cardinal put you on leave? How does it work in religion when it's a job?

1:00.0

I think a pastor though is so self assigned. Yeah, I think you could just I think we could start calling you pastor Dan.

1:08.0

But then do I just take my commands from the Almighty? Because then you just start being like actually boss man told me to fucking kick off a little early today.

1:17.0

Sorry, it's God only. It's the will of God do by my pastor. So what do you guys know right now? My sermon today is only 35 minutes because you know the sweet creator. Let me relax a little on a Saturday.

1:29.0

Oh, pastor Montana has some ideas about women shut up. Shut right the fuck up.

1:35.0

I'm not sure. Missouri or Montana? Missouri.

1:41.0

I don't know. Facebook. I want to see this guy set. I want to see this guy Jacob. I'm gonna press this guy.

1:49.0

Well, let me I'll read here. I'll read here what Christine finds the set.

1:53.0

Steward Allen Clark delivered the controversial sermon on February 28th at first general Baptist church about how God built men to look at women and the ways in which women should maintain their physical appearance on board so far.

2:05.0

I'm not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time. Yeah, we're not being crazy like Melania Trump is that's different. That's the president's piece.

2:16.0

Yeah, but also this guy's most epic trophy wife of all time is most Melania Trump.

2:22.0

It's like a PowerPoint presentation like every time he mentioned somebody their picture what went up behind him.

2:28.0

What is and is there video of this speech that's obviously here. Yes, but that quotes great. You finished that one day. I know. Yeah, we finished the quote is because he's gonna say it here.

2:38.0

I'm not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump.

2:46.0

He said with a large image of the former first lady behind his head. Most women can't be trophy wives like her.

2:52.0

Maybe you're a participation trophy, but you don't need to look like a butch either. All right.

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